sooooo, this is a bit funny. i am sitting in math class and my phone is vibrating. i look at the caller ID to see who it is and it's 'him'. yes ladies and gentlemen HE calls me and I knew exactly what he wanted. Let me fill you in. So back in late August when we were just watchin a movie at his crib somethin' about me getting free tickets to the Homecoming stepshow and comedy show came up and i said i would let him have one of my tickets. PEOPLE PEOPLE, this was a test...this was in late August, today is October 23 almost 2 months goes by and i don't hear from this person mind you the n-word did me real shady last semester...what a punk anyways.
The convo, is so damn predictable. Basically, I was pussy footin' around avoiding the "question" just to see what random ass question he would pop think of next, I knew what was up. In our 26 minute convo there was like two moments of awkward silence and my famous line of ending all convos, "well, i guess i'll let you go, i know you're really busy" and here he goes, "oh well, what are you doing for homecoming?" NIGG!!! You know I'm gonna be working homecoming comedy and stepshow, that's how I get my free tickets! I'm a person of my word and i told him it was "fine" that he could have one of my tickets. But what the lesson out of this whole thing is that, people won't even talk a second look at you if you have nothing for them. But the rotten apple looks more appealing when your hungry. --You get what I'm sayin-- NAS <--- look that up on Urban Dictionary or something.
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